- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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