Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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