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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

can you pass the soap?

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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