Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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