- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

knock knock

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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