Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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