- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Women

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