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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

H o m o comes out as homo

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Guess What??? Ur Murr

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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