What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Female rights.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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