what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

i have a christmas tree.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Women

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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