- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Female rights.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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