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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A boy with red hair is happy.

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