Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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