A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Justin

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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hello anomonous

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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