A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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