whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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