A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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feminists.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Bags of delicious poop.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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