- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A seal walks into a club.

Nuneaton..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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