What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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