Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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women's rights, lol

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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go F*** yourself

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