a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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