- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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