Mitt Romney

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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