- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

In soviet Russia...things are different

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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