A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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