Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Your mom is so nice.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I'm gay.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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