Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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