- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.