Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

FUS RO DAH!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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