- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Dance is a sport

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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