A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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