Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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