- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

womens rights

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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