- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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