- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Women's Rights Movement

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Sam Hengal.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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