- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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