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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Are you a tree

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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