What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Im black

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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