Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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