- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Logan's gay

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Alex Gedrose.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??