A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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