Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Phew... it's gone.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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