- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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