What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Im gay What about you

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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