Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

My kids are mistakes.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

You have friends

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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