How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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