- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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