roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A man makes a sandwich.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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