What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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i had sex.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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speech and debate.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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