what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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