- Anti Joke

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock Knock Go Away

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do gay people eat?? food

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

KONY 2012

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it