What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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