Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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It's all Taggart

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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