- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Come in

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

I have a gay camel

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A Pakistani news reader.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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