Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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ass.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Women Sports.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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