- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you make a car? You build it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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