Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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THE END.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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