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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Do the roar!

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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