- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

YOLO

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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