- Anti Joke

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Has u seen my grammar?

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What comes after 69? 70

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.