matt has ebola...funny right!?

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Anti Joke

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