- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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