- Anti Joke

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.