Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Asians.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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