You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Jews

Penis

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Is maynaise an instrument?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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