Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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womens rights

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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adam hodgson !

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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