An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Burp

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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