- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

women's rights

So, same time tomorrow then?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

France had one revolution

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

my mind's eye?

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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