roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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