- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Womens rights

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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