What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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black people

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Anti Joke

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