Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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