What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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david weres the slug gone

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Penis.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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