What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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