why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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