- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Wright flyer

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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