Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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