- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Female rights.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the woman?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

sorry got to poo

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

who is awesome? no one...

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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