- Anti Joke

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.