How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Christianity

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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