"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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