What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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