What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

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