What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Fox News

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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