I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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