Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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breasts

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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world peace

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

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