A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Knock knock Shut up

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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for keeps?

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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sky's sty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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