whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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what's up? my penis.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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