What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

taking out the trash... at night

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

An Asian man fails a math test

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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