Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Black...

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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