- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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