Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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kennah campion... being nice

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Faithful men.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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